Post by X on Jun 5, 2006 20:19:43 GMT -5
The camera fades up on X whom is sitting in a chair with a black bag in his lap and he is snickering and laughing as the camera pans closer to X we see and a bandage on his head and a sticker that reads ouch on his forehead as X snickers. X then looks down at the Black bag and nods as he looks into the camera and smiles a bright and cheesy grin.
X: Dorian what's the matter you can't go around and win with out the aid of your groupies? hehe dorian your the guppy of the CwA while the rest of the Elite Class are just the tadpoles trying to gain the enightenment of a mere self thought...
X looked around and blinked.
X: Ok where did that come from? :: X shrugged :: But Krista you little minx you come and hit me with a chair shot to the forehead and your expecting me to fall down like a ton of bricks and actually be phased by the attack? Don't you know that being a Raver means certain benefits to getting hit in the head?
See Krista the reason that I wasn't phased too much is the X is a great inhibitor. Hehe think about it this way I'm too hard headed for something like that to actually make sense sorta like trying to use the theory of relativity in use with spinning glow sticks hehe.
X then looks at the black bag and nods as he sets the bag down and stands up. X then stretches and snickers as he looks around the room in which it has black lights all over the place and green neon paintings are glowing.
X: Now Krista sure your one of the beautiful within this world and your as smart as a minx So I'm the proverbial Snake and your the minx and normally the minx beats up the snake and walks away with the carcass and well if you win you can have my body cause I think someone wants to dry hump your leg cause your that ravishing hehe.
X snickers and looks around as he walks to a stapler and picks it up as he looks at it from the table.
X: Krista I think it's high time you got nailed with your own device but I think that a chair shot to your head is just not becoming of the insanity, I think that well hehe I should nail you with a sub wolfer to the head and maybe you'll understand what insanity is like or I'll just lick your legs like the dog I am hehehehe..
X snickers and opens up the stapler and places it on his head and laughs as he slams his head to the table and places a staple in his head. X then laughs as he rips off the sticker and bandage.
X: Heheheheh.. Come on Krista can you deal? can you face the true insanity level? is it growing in your thoughts as you watch this? Sure your prolly thinking to yourself I'm some sicko some weird ass guy that has a bone for any walking pussy within the world but that's not true. I have all the females flock to me and my raverness hehe is that even a true word heh who cares it works just like how I'm going to work your body hehe er wait no no I can't work your body cause someone even more special wants your body.
Yes that special someone has been in the wings waiting and hoping to get a chance to come play with me and later on I'll introduce you all to my newest special friend. Hehe
Now Krista I have watched you and seen what you can do and your little minx ass shall be in the slings and arrows and I shant be your knight in black and Neon green armour, But I'll be the court jester to pull the rug from under your feet and watch you fall down and attempt to get back up to beat the living snot out of me but you know something Krista I'll enjoy watching you attempt to beat the living snot out of be cause thats totally shway!!
X then snickers as he walks to the chair and looks down at the bag and laughs as he leans over and picks the bag up.
X: Well ladies and germs it's time it's time to watch the Insanity level grow by the newest addition to my group of misfits.
X then slowly opens the bag up and reaches inside.
X: Ouch!!!
X removes his hand and sucks on his index finger and replaces his hand and pulls out a Black and neon green Penguin.
X: Linux say hello to the loser fans of the CwA hehe. Fans say hello to Linux hehe.
X then nods to the penguin and snickers.
X: Yes I know Linux... but come on this bag o' tricks is just as funny as the same old thing just a rehash of something that it tried and true and it's tested hehe...... Oh come off of it man, it's just like watching a Disney movie, the only difference is I am the only one to hear you hehehe.
X then cradles the Stuffed Penguin and snickers as he coo's to the stuffed animal as the camera fades to black.
X: Dorian what's the matter you can't go around and win with out the aid of your groupies? hehe dorian your the guppy of the CwA while the rest of the Elite Class are just the tadpoles trying to gain the enightenment of a mere self thought...
X looked around and blinked.
X: Ok where did that come from? :: X shrugged :: But Krista you little minx you come and hit me with a chair shot to the forehead and your expecting me to fall down like a ton of bricks and actually be phased by the attack? Don't you know that being a Raver means certain benefits to getting hit in the head?
See Krista the reason that I wasn't phased too much is the X is a great inhibitor. Hehe think about it this way I'm too hard headed for something like that to actually make sense sorta like trying to use the theory of relativity in use with spinning glow sticks hehe.
X then looks at the black bag and nods as he sets the bag down and stands up. X then stretches and snickers as he looks around the room in which it has black lights all over the place and green neon paintings are glowing.
X: Now Krista sure your one of the beautiful within this world and your as smart as a minx So I'm the proverbial Snake and your the minx and normally the minx beats up the snake and walks away with the carcass and well if you win you can have my body cause I think someone wants to dry hump your leg cause your that ravishing hehe.
X snickers and looks around as he walks to a stapler and picks it up as he looks at it from the table.
X: Krista I think it's high time you got nailed with your own device but I think that a chair shot to your head is just not becoming of the insanity, I think that well hehe I should nail you with a sub wolfer to the head and maybe you'll understand what insanity is like or I'll just lick your legs like the dog I am hehehehe..
X snickers and opens up the stapler and places it on his head and laughs as he slams his head to the table and places a staple in his head. X then laughs as he rips off the sticker and bandage.
X: Heheheheh.. Come on Krista can you deal? can you face the true insanity level? is it growing in your thoughts as you watch this? Sure your prolly thinking to yourself I'm some sicko some weird ass guy that has a bone for any walking pussy within the world but that's not true. I have all the females flock to me and my raverness hehe is that even a true word heh who cares it works just like how I'm going to work your body hehe er wait no no I can't work your body cause someone even more special wants your body.
Yes that special someone has been in the wings waiting and hoping to get a chance to come play with me and later on I'll introduce you all to my newest special friend. Hehe
Now Krista I have watched you and seen what you can do and your little minx ass shall be in the slings and arrows and I shant be your knight in black and Neon green armour, But I'll be the court jester to pull the rug from under your feet and watch you fall down and attempt to get back up to beat the living snot out of me but you know something Krista I'll enjoy watching you attempt to beat the living snot out of be cause thats totally shway!!
X then snickers as he walks to the chair and looks down at the bag and laughs as he leans over and picks the bag up.
X: Well ladies and germs it's time it's time to watch the Insanity level grow by the newest addition to my group of misfits.
X then slowly opens the bag up and reaches inside.
X: Ouch!!!
X removes his hand and sucks on his index finger and replaces his hand and pulls out a Black and neon green Penguin.
X: Linux say hello to the loser fans of the CwA hehe. Fans say hello to Linux hehe.
X then nods to the penguin and snickers.
X: Yes I know Linux... but come on this bag o' tricks is just as funny as the same old thing just a rehash of something that it tried and true and it's tested hehe...... Oh come off of it man, it's just like watching a Disney movie, the only difference is I am the only one to hear you hehehe.
X then cradles the Stuffed Penguin and snickers as he coo's to the stuffed animal as the camera fades to black.
